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30 November 2008 @ 09:41 pm
My Rolly-Polly Teddy Bears,

We sincerely hope that you are getting your reserves up for the long winter ahead. Which should always include our extensive library of hilarity. And if you are truly lucky, it might even extend to samplings of delicious fried turkey. If you are “into that sort of thing” and I would highly suggest that you should be based on personal experience. But since we cannot transport delicious foodstuffs over the internet, you will have to make due with more dramas. But I promise that they are delicious dramas indeed.

Attempted Runaway (6:50, 6.26M)
Cast: Naminé, Repliku, Xigbar, Saïx, Demyx, Xaldin, "Xemnas," DiZ, Roxas, and Zexion
Director: Orin
Writer: Michael
Summary: Naminé is tried of this crap and she's not going to take it any more!

Coup d'Naught (9:35, 8.75M)
Cast: Marluxia, Larxene, Xemnas, Vexen, Luxord, Naminé, Zexion, Axel, Saïx, Xigbar, Demyx, and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again...

Puppet Show (6:11, 5.66M)
Cast: Demyx, Xigbar, Larxene, Repliku, Vexen, Roxas, Axel, Xemnas, Saïx, Marluxia, Naminé, Luxord, DiZ, Xaldin, and Lexaeus
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: OrgLIX is out to ruin all of your favorite video game moments.

We also have a number of new entries to Fan-Made Multimedia and a new drama for Crisis Perverted.

With all good luck, everyone’s hibernation preparations will go smoothly. There has to be some use for all of those lovely holiday dishes currently flooding the magazines and the websites and the Food Network we all love so much.

With hopes fueled by hundreds of cookie recipes,
The Superior
31 October 2008 @ 10:00 pm
To all of my Great Pumpkins,

We hope that this All Hallows' Eve finds you to be in good spirits. Your Superior is waiting until tomorrow when all of the candy is marked down for quick sale to get his chocolate fix, but may all of you bearing great hauls find something more to celebrate tonight. We do not bring to you dramas though, but instead treats from our fans and footage from the great trick we committed against the Anime USA staff. (Only joking, our fair fellows, you were all exceptionally kind to us and great hosts all.)

We would like to give special attention to Michael's new animated version of Pregnancy Scare in all of its wonderful, twisted glory first and foremost. Now on to the other portions of our update!

Our Convention Photo Journal

Michael’s Videos

Fan videos by Katie Van Helsing

New Artwork by Aki-kun

Expect some dramas next month, including the winning fan script from our contest.

Hoping that your Halloween is a frightfully happy one,

The Superior
30 September 2008 @ 07:13 pm
To my Cherubic Cosplayers,

The time of Anime USA is fast approaching! Though we are under the impression that America is fast approaching a financial situation that may result in it being purchased at wholesale price by Canada (in which case, we welcome our Canadian Overlords and offer them all the spicy curly fries they can eat), we still encourage as many of our fans as possible to attend. We have three wonderful panels that we are preparing for your con-going pleasure -

"How to Survive an Audio Drama Group": Fri, 2:30pm, Panels room 3
"OrgLIX: Openly Mocks Kingdom Hearts Canon": Fri, 11:30pm, Panels room 1
"OrgLIX: The Fan's Revenge": Sat, 11:30pm, Panels room 3

There could even be fabulous prizes for those who attend!

For those of you who cannot attend, we do have new dramas for all of you to enjoy.

Why OrgLIX was Sued (5:29, 5.15M)
Cast: Xemnas, Xigbar, Larxene, Demyx, Saïx, Vexen, Luxord, Zexion, Lexaeus, Axel, Roxas, Xaldin, DiZ, Marluxia, and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala and Karras
Summary: We're still in legal hearings with Disney over this drama.

Back to the Future Present Past (4:05, 3.84M)
Cast: Luxord, DiZ, Luxord, and Repliku
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala and Karras
Summary: This is what happens when history majors write scripts.

Home Shopping (8:05, 7.59M)
Cast: Xemnas, Sniper Nobody, Xaldin, Xigbar, "Kiki," and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: Xigbar discovers the Home Shopping Network and the love of his life.

We also have three new dramas for Crisis Perverted, all of which feature our favorite scientist, Professor Hojo!

Sure enough, we will bring back plenty of incriminating evidence from AnimeUSA for all of you to derive voyeuristic pleasure from. And for us to relive the wonderfully, strange memories…

With Pie in the Sky High Hopes,

The Superior
30 August 2008 @ 09:52 pm
To my Busy Bees and Lazy Lemurs,

It is the last best hope for summer here in the northern hemisphere. With the Olympics completed, your poor Superior has to look to means other than a living, breathing Aquaman for his entertainment. Perhaps another hotluck dinner? (No, it is not when I invite over a sufficient amount of ‘hotties’ to a party to secure a chance at getting ‘lucky’ but good guess. In actually, it is when a group of ‘foodies’ get together to exchange spicy dishes and often devolves into hot sauce drinking contests.)

If the thought of your Superior chugging a bottle of ‘Liquid Lava’ doesn’t get you hot under the collar though, here are our dramas for this month.

A Day at the Beach (5:42, 6.7M)
Cast: Luxord, Xigbar, Demyx, Saïx, Xemnas, Axel, Roxas, Zexion, Vexen, Larxene, and Marluxia
Director: Orin
Writer: Tyger
Summary: A drama a long-time in the making... not sure if that says something good or bad about us.

Super Powers (12:22, 11.61M)
Cast: Axel, Xemnas, Vexen, Xigbar, Repliku, Larxene, Saïx, Demyx, Lexaeus and Patrick
Director: Orin
Writers: Schala, Orin, and Karras
Summary: A long, rambling drama that covers everything from Hot Pockets to Underpants.

Ruined Moment (2:15, 2.65M)
Cast: Axel and Roxas
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin
Summary: Something for all of the Axel/Roxas fans out there.

Nothing from Crisis Perverted this month, but we are promised more in the coming months.

And again, we remind you that we will be at AnimeUSA for panels and general frivolity and we invite all of you to join us. (Note: Invitation may not extend to our private pillow forts and pie-tastings)

With dreams of speedos and jalapeños,

The Superior
31 July 2008 @ 05:56 pm
To all of our beach bums and beach bunnies,

We hope that the summer has been treating you well – that you all smell like coconut oil and not aloe sunburn lotion. We too have been enjoying the sun, the surf, the drum circles, the tankinis, and the cheap, cheap, novels we love to read as sand gets into every place it shouldn’t. But nothing makes a good bodice-ripper more enjoyable than a bit of sand wedged between your cheeks.

And with that image firmly embedded in your mind for all time, here are the dramas for this month. A small sampling that stresses quality over quantity.

Official Pie, Part 3 (5:00, 4.69M)
Cast: Saïx, Xaldin, Xemnas, and Luxord
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: The trials of vanquishing pumpkins are nothing compared with having to report to Xemnas.

Rules (8:32, 8.02M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: First Rule of OrgLIX - Talk about OrgLIX with all of your friends.

We also have a fully animated version of ourAnime USA '08 Announcement by Michael. Remember, Columbus Day Weekend to be there. We’ll keep reminding you of this fact until every single one of you is attending.

Oh, and we have a new Crisis Perverted drama that introduces Aerith… or was it Aeris? I can never seem to remember which one makes the greater amount of fanboys angry.

However your summer has been shaping up, we hope that you will continue to spice it up with OrgLIX.

Estoy muy caliente,

The Superior
21 June 2008 @ 10:45 pm
My dear Otaku and Cosplayers,

Your Superior has a bit of a hangover tonight... but it is due to the massive celebration that we have been engaging it. And now, just before we need to go get a new keg, we are spreading this joy to you, the fans.

OrganizationLIX will be guests at AnimeUSA '08!

Yes, on the long Columbus Day weekend - October 10 to the 12th of this year - members Orin, Schala, Greg, Sci, Mochan, Ryuu, and Karras will be attending the convention and will be presenting panels for your viewing pleasure… though we are still working out the details on this matter. We still encourage you all to come to Arlington, VA and meet them in person.

In addition to this wonderful news, we also have several new dramas for you all to reveal in no matter what your sobriety level is.

Official Pie, Part 2 (4:15, 4.00M)
Cast: Xemnas, Saïx, Xigbar, Naminé, Luxord, Roxas and Axel
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Xemnas throws the best tea and pie parties.

Demyx's Cotton Candy Adventure (4:39, 5.45M)
Cast: Demyx, Xigbar, Larxene, Marluxia, Xemnas, Saïx, Vexen, Axel, and Roxas
Director: Orin
Writer: Tyger
Summary: Combining the evils of hallucinogens and backmasking and voice filters.

Paper Training (4:51, 4.57M)
Cast: Demyx, Patrick, Larxene, DiZ, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Any excuse to scream out the word "Poopies."

Theory Disproved (2:18, 2.71M)
Cast: Xaldin, Luxord, Xigbar, and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin
Summary: You know, the Ramones did an awesome cover of the Spider-Man theme song. Just for your information.

In addition to our normal fare, we also have two new dramas from our side project, Crisis Perverted. Heart-warming stories about an estranged father and son and the alternate lifestyle of a particular executive.

We feel that this is a fabulous start to your summer and ours and hope that you remember to take your Advil before bed. That helps a great deal with the hangovers.

With affection and jell-o body shots,

The Superior
15 May 2008 @ 12:00 am
Happy anniversary all!

Indeed, it has been a felicitous year for us here at OrgLIX. With this update, we will have created approximately 200 MB of audio goodness for all of our adoring fans. Just pause and think about that. (Especially think of our servers. Though really you don’t have to – Schala has a 322 GB server and this site can stream 6.44 TB in bandwidth a month….)

Regardless of the massive size of our disc space, we want you to know that we appreciate the support of everyone of our fans. And it is my utmost hope that you will in turn reflect that adoration to all of our hard working members. They have given up untold hours of their time for your enjoyment… so you do have a debt of gratitude towards them, now don’t you?

Either way, we would like you to enjoy our largest update ever – equal in size to all of our other dramas combined – for our anniversary.

Cast and Character Interviews - OrgLIX in their own very scary and insane words.

All Confidence Comes From Pants (3:41, 3.47M)
Cast: Xemnas and Saïx
Director: Orin
Writers: Orin and Schala
Summary: Xemnas prattles on about everything from alien women to glorious portraits.

Answering Machine (8:41, 8.16M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: You have 26 new messages. Press 1 to continue.

And in a special event, we also have the Animated Version of Answering Machine by Tyger ready for you. Jubilation!

We encourage everyone to celebrate this most momentous occasion and to wish us many more years of insanity and hilarity, not necessarily in that order.

From the Bottom of Where my Heart Should Be,

The Superior
30 March 2008 @ 10:04 pm
To my fantastic fanatics,

Ah, spring is upon us with March leaving like a lamb and swinging like a gyro. (That joke is far more humorous when spoken. Please imagine my silky voice speaking it aloud and then chuckle accordingly.) Our dear members have been ever so busy – why they have even started a side project! It appears that we have a number of Crisis Core fans in our numbers. Some people might call them masochists, given that the game is known for making those who play it cry. But your Superior is perfectly fine with that since it is quiet hard to be all superior and dominant without a few crying masochists shuffling around your feet.

Here are our latest selections for your audio enjoyment. Just a reminder: the safe word is “Blue Giraffe.”

Intervention (2:57, 2.75M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: "A Very Sepcial Episode" in which our favorite sociopaths try to save one of their own from himself.

Wrong Bed (3:44, 3.50M)
Cast: Axel, Demyx, Roxas, and DiZ
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Trouble comes to everyone's favorite gay couple... and it plays a sitar.

Vexen's Experiment (4:32, 4.26M)
Cast: Vexen, DiZ, Roxas, Demyx, Zexion, Axel and Larxene
Director: Orin
Writers: MoChan and Ryuu, tweaked by Orin
Summary: Vexen creates a treat guaranteed to get you laid.

Official Pie, Part 1? (4:15, 4.00M)
Cast: Full Cast
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Let's be honest - you're suprised we didn't do this earlier. And you're even less surprised that this might be a multipart series.

And finally – Crisis Perverted – our aforementioned side-project. Guaranteed to cause as much pain as the game itself, but in an entirely different manner.

We wish you well and once again encourage you to spread the word and the joy of us to your friends.

Your Dominating Daddy,

The Superior
16 March 2008 @ 08:22 pm
To our Convention Connoisseurs,

More specifically, those who will be venturing to Anime Boston this coming weekend. Though we could not procure our own panel, we are having a meet and greet for any of our fans who would wish to chat up a few of our members on Friday at 7:00 PM in the cafeteria. These will be – Orin, Schala, Greg, Sci, and Ryuu. Mardi Gras beads and jellybeans will be provided. A map is provided under along with distilled information for ease of use.

We swear that clicking here will not cause you to lose your heart. Honest.Collapse )
16 February 2008 @ 06:00 pm
To my dear snuggly bunny-wunnies,

I hope that all of you have fully awoken from your chocolate comas after 50% Off Chocolate Day. We do not discuss the day before that because it involves the ignorant masses erroneously ripping off our shtick. Hearts – filled of delicious candy or not – are supposed to be stolen, my sparkling kitty-piddles! Not bandied about from person to person in some sort of version of significant other Hot Potato. And then you humans have the gall and the spleen to leave so many of them unbought and neglected in the corners of your grocery stores and food emporiums. How extraordinarily wasteful! My loyal cattle-waffles, you should procure as many of these hearts as possible and mail them to us. Please use the address below to do so –

The Organization XIII
13 The Castle that Never Was
The World that Never Was, 92802

Consider these new dramas to be our gratitude in advance.

Mirrors (1:30, 1.4M)
Cast: Repliku, Naminé, and Vexen
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: Repliku makes a fashion statement while examining one of Naminé's.

Blankie (3:16, 3.08M)
Cast: Larxene, Zexion, Saïx, and Xemnas
Director: Orin
Writer: Orin
Summary: The sequel to Rage Issues that involves sneaking, spying, and maybe some mauling.

We would also like to celebrate the opening of our new Multimedia section. Our webmistress tells me that it is bringing us one step closer to Web 2.0 or whatever that is. The prime selection of this new section is an animated version of the drama “Stickers” by the delightfully British, Michael. Any hearts that you do not send to the address above should be sent to him to thank him for all of his hard work and dedication and we all know that should be shown in chocolate form.

Our webmistress also told me to encourage you to generate content for us as that also fits into the vague definition of Web 3.14159265… so on and so forth. Contact the lovely Schala-Kitty via the forum, or you can always send content – and other tokens of devotion from long-winded letters to E-cards full of fluttering butterflies in all the colors of the rainbow – to me at TheSuperior@orglix.org.

Wishing my goat-twinkles all of the best,

The Superior